One said somewhere:
There are three types of people:
Those who have gone out of their mind
Those who are about to go out of their mind
And those who have no mind to go out of!
Another said somewhere:
Ohh, that funeral to be held in Latin
It will be three hours of incomprehensible waffle
By my friend before the service starts, that is
As he shows us his endless holiday pics!
Another said on hearing a song
Sung by me probably!
'Is there a tune to that song
Or is it two cats fighting that I hear?!'
Heehee
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Bit more nuttiness! lol.
- Category: Humor
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The third one was my father talking about my singing, he then through a shoe at me. A fun read Orchi brightened my afternoon and the sky is cloudy today.
Thank you SB. lol. Oh, it was you singing then! lol.
You got it. You are welcome
At this rate I think binary put it best.
Thank you CM. Who writes this rubbish? Me! lol.
Hahaha
Your stanzas represent, given your undoubted religiosity, a valiant attempt to bring up to date the epistle in modern form (short and clickable). May I offer friendly ratings as it would appear that your current offerings are of somewhat variable quality?
Stanza the first (could perhaps be left to last as the other two are ever so slightly problematic) is 100% correct in every detail. Leaves the whole exercise on a definite up note.
Stanza the second: The juxtaposition of a funeral with holiday pics does, I must mention, jar a little unless the owner had ‘risen again’, ie returned to provide authentic evidence of the conditions in heaven, without AI intervention.
Stanza the third: Allowance should be made for the possibility that the said cats may not have been fighting but merely engaging in conjugal relations.
Thank you D. I knew that first one was true! lol.
Second one: Aww, why they not gonna bother with me when I kick the bucket? Why they gonna chuck me in an old tea chest? Well, they want to save money on the funeral!
Third one: I've swooned at that!
You are very welcome, Orchi. It is almost once in a lifetime that one encounters someone capable of listening to constructive advice...
Orchi, I lost my mind years ago, so I’m thankfully exempt from the slideshow and concert portions of this program. Please forward all complaints to Popeye and li’l Mikey! 🤣 Loved it, my friend. 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Thank you T. lol. Mikey who? Wait! WCAT. heehee.
What about all three in the one person!? 😊🙏🏻🕊️
Thank you A. A line of a hymn get a bit tongue-twisted: 'Three in one and one in three...'
An easy way with this is a cup of tea/coffee: milk, sugar, and tea/coffee all in the one cup.
We are each three people - me, myself, and I (lol).
🤣☕️
Enjoyed the humor 😁😛
Thank you N. lol.
keep smiling and sharing...
a reflection conveyed through a fun poem....enjoyed it
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