You Never Know.
The man looks very important.
He has a clipboard in his hand.
He stops me in mid stride.
Excuse me sir, do you know what planet you’re on.
Just goes to show you.
Appearances can be deceptive.
Batman watched as Superman flew into sight.
How goes it, Superman.
Terrible, you wouldn’t believe me if I told you.
Pray tell my good friend.
Well, I was flying over Manhattan when I spotted Wonder Woman naked on top of a building.
What was she doing.
She was sort of writhing in a real sexy way, just inviting me to join her.
What did you do.
I got naked in mid air and flew right down there.
Bet she got the shock of her life.
She did, but not as much as the invisible man.
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Author:
Paul Bell (Pseudonym) (
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Comments4
Paul you made me laugh and that alone gets a fave. A most fun read my friend
Monday cheer up poem.
Well I thank you for that
You have a way of telling them Paul, and that one is very near the top.🤣
'Hope I can sleep tonight - the image is just too much.
It\'s a bit of a butt clencher. lol
Too late for the invisible man...
What a hilarious double feature, Paul! The first punctures the authority of appearances, while the second turns heroic confidence into one spectacularly awkward mistake. That final reveal still gets me every damn time! 🤣🌹🖤🙏🐦⬛
Brings water to a glass eye.
The first is a neat little joke about how quickly we judge people by appearances, and the clipboard makes the setup nicely ordinary. The Superman punchline is classic bawdy absurdity—the invisible man getting caught in the middle is what gives it the final kick.
Teach him for being invisible.
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