Yep, this will offend you - sort of
It's old Orchi's cute version
But he can't translate it - Swoon!
It has 5,493 lines
Most of which I can't repeat here
But - they are all repeats of line 1
What's upset you? Fido asks me
To write such a poem?!
Here's Line 1 then:
Ohh, F, F, F, and F.....!
That'll be Fruitcakes, Fudge, Faffing about, and Foolishness
Oops! I've translated it!
Better mark it 18+
Cos Fido barks at me too
If I forget!
It's not just you that gets his barks!
LOL.
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: It's the tame version. About as hurtful and offensive as being tickled with a feather duster - but we won't go there, as it might be Too Much Information (TMI)! lol.
- Category: Humor
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Comments5
You are right Orchi I am offended that I am not offended, I really wanted to be and tried oh I tried but just can't come to be offended by your writing. On the other hand they make me smile, chuckle and laugh. Good one my friend.
Thank you SB. lol.
My pleasure Orchi
Orchi, the entire glugging crew is scandalized! Ol’ Tomas is especially offended that you produced such magnificent filth without mentioning him once. He thought knitting indecency was his department! 🤣🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Thank you T. lol. We wish Ol' Tom would stop 'knitting' at least sometimes! lol.
Yep, cuckoo and barking mad too .. Neville
Thanks N. lol.
Good stuff, my friend.
Thank you T. lol.
good for a chuckle - offense is out of the question
Thank you N. With this tame version, poets are offended that they are NOT offended by this! lol.
ha ha..good one and true too
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