Yep, this will offend you - sort of
It's old Orchi's cute version
But he can't translate it - Swoon!
It has 5,493 lines
Most of which I can't repeat here
But - they are all repeats of line 1
What's upset you? Fido asks me
To write such a poem?!
Here's Line 1 then:
Ohh, F, F, F, and F.....!
That'll be Fruitcakes, Fudge, Faffing about, and Foolishness
Oops! I've translated it!
Better mark it 18+
Cos Fido barks at me too
If I forget!
It's not just you that gets his barks!
LOL.
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Author:
orchidee (
Offline) - Published: August 27th, 2026 09:22
- Comment from author about the poem: It's the tame version. About as hurtful and offensive as being tickled with a feather duster - but we won't go there, as it might be Too Much Information (TMI)! lol.
- Category: Humor
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Comments1
You are right Orchi I am offended that I am not offended, I really wanted to be and tried oh I tried but just can't come to be offended by your writing. On the other hand they make me smile, chuckle and laugh. Good one my friend.
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