Man
'Oh Bless me Father for I have Sinned,
And I'm all at Sea where I should begin'.
'For I had Sex last Night with Ladies three;
The Swedish sort , And oh Carefree'.
'I Performed the Act not Once or Twice;
But a first for me - I did It Thrice'.
Priest
'Have you been to Confession anytime before'?
Man
'Oh no good Father, I'm of the Jewish Law'.
Priest
'Well why are you here telling me my Son'?
Man
'Because I'm doing the Town telling everyone'.
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Author:
Kevin Hulme (Pseudonym) (
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- Category: Humor
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Ha
Magic
Glad you enjoyed it. And thanks for the fave.
I really did and you are very welcome
Pride the other side of shame different but the same. A fun read my friend
Pride and Penitence : a Great Book.
Thank you for Reading. 👍
Always most welcome my friend
And thrice I tell you, so wot about that…?
(And now I’m good for nothing but a chat.)
Got a laugh and a half this morning.
It's that Half that makes all the difference.
Thanks for Reading.
That’s quite the avenue for confession and dissemination! 🙏🏻🕊️
Not Fifth Avenue but Filth Avenue in his Case.
Thanks for Reading. 👍
Indeed! Most welcome 🙏🏻🕊️
There’s a damn cheeky little joke at the center of this, and the reveal that he isn’t confessing out of guilt but simply because he wants to brag gives it its punch. The priest’s final question sets up the perfect straight line for the man’s shameless answer.
Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks.
Yes, sometimes you've just got to beat your own drum, and it's only right others should know.
Especially when there's a build-up of dust on that Drum.
Thanks for Reading.
Kevin, this cracked me up. 🤣 The setup is so straight-faced that the ending lands even harder…absolutely hilarious, my friend. 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Thank you for the fave. Happy you enjoyed it. 👍
wow - what stamina - and what cockiness in announcing it to the world !!!
Eats a lot of Spinach. Thank you for Reading.
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