If you hadn't got diseased
Betwixt your belly and your knees
And grown all lumpy there between
Where before was smooth and clean
Maybe then I'd enertain
The tussle and the bedsheet stain
Maybe not, hard to say
Anyway, have a good day.
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Author:
Jabberwocky (
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Now that is a picture to start the morning. A fun read about a not too fun thought. Well done with rhyme my friend.
A true story!
😱
Made the right choice
Thanks
Most welcome
Jabberwocky, this is wickedly funny. The whole thing has that dry, dismissive bite where the politeness somehow makes it even nastier. 😂 Great fun, my friend. 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Thanks Tristan, I enjoy your thoughtful comments. Cheers
Good fun write Gary.
Andy
More fun than the experience at least 😄
Thanks Andy
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