If the House catches fire:
Please don't wake me.
If there's a Medical alert:
Never include me.
Some Thiefs breaking in:
Don't shake me.
Should a Hurricane strike:
Wave Goodbye me.
An Earthquake rolls by:
Just desert me.
A Locust Plaque falls:
Let them Consume me.
A Nuclear Strike:
Never warn me.
If Aliens Invade:
Let them Probe me.
Desperate for Sex:
Go Cheat on me.
Just leave me alone,
Never disturb me;
As I just want to Sleep
Feeling Drowsily.
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Author:
Kevin Hulme (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: September 9th, 2026 19:15
- Comment from author about the poem: Wrote this on a day when I had very little sleep. Just wanted to Sleep.
- Category: Unclassified
- Views: 28
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Comments4
A fun read that speaks to the need for rest. Well done
Thank you. And for Reading. zzzzz
You are very welcome Kevin
Yep - the need for sleep can be overwhelming, but......
Can't say what's more Ridiculous: Life or the Workings in a dream.
Thank you for Reading.
Must agree there! Feel that way too in such situations👍🏻🕊️
Yes. Thank you for Reading and your response.
Most welcome dear Kevin. 👍🏻🕊️
Kevin, what a wonderfully absurd ride! Each new disaster raises the stakes while the determination to remain unconscious never wavers...and by the end, I completely respect the commitment. Hilarious write, my friend! 😂🌪️😴🙏
As always: Appreciate your Comment and Reading.
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