OK, I will stay

You want me to go?

OK, I will stay as long as I wish! lol

What? I've outstayed my welcome?

I need to 'get my coat?' (and be gone)

I've been here a while

Now I'm hanging around like a bad....... smell?

A bad apple or a bad penny would be more polite

I know, you want me to go

Cos I gave you that betting tip

But didn't tell you

It was a 3-legged horse

A wooden horse in fact, like that Trojan Horse!

Much more of this?

Can ya bear it?

Nope, you say:

I'd rather watch 20 years of Neighbours

Is Bouncer the dog still in it?

The only real actor! 

LOL