Confused

orchidee

I've confused myself now - but how?

Well, writing so much rubbish lately

Causing you to waste abut 23 seconds every time

And me getting comments mixed up. lol.

 

Talk sense, man, Fido says to me

Or else - get your coat

Don't overstay your welcome

Don't hang around like a bad smell

And don't get your holiday photos out

To show to poets - 

An interminable 4 hours worth!

If ya upset me, I'll make ya suffer

With those photos

Though about 80% of them are of an old trout

KP, my wife!

LOL.

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 15th, 2026 02:14
  • Comment from author about the poem: More rubbish for ya! lol.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 27
  • Users favorite of this poem: Friendship, Tristan Robert Lange
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  • sorenbarrett

    Somehow the mere mention of holiday started me into a shivering fit but the rest of the write made up for it. Another good start to the day with a smile my friend.

    • orchidee

      Thank you SB. lol.

      • sorenbarrett

        Always a pleasure Orchi

      • Thomas W Case

        Great stuff, my friend.

        • orchidee

          Thank you T. lol.

        • Friendship

          Great job.

          • orchidee

            Thank you F. lol.

          • Tristan Robert Lange

            Orchi, nothing confusing here at all! This is simply your usual household order collapsing under Fido’s management while KP prepares an aquatic photo retrospective. Glug! Besides, what's really to be confused about?...more of my darkness returns Monday, perhaps sooner if it escapes the cellar. Bring the lights. 🤣 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦‍⬛

            • orchidee

              Thank you T. lol. It's the glugging drives us to distraction. lol.

            • Goldfinch60

              Fun write Orchi

              • orchidee

                Thank you Gold. lol.

              • NafisaSB

                Glad to have one fun loving person on the radar🤗✌️

                • orchidee

                  Thank you N. It's nutty! lol.



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