I've confused myself now - but how?
Well, writing so much rubbish lately
Causing you to waste abut 23 seconds every time
And me getting comments mixed up. lol.
Talk sense, man, Fido says to me
Or else - get your coat
Don't overstay your welcome
Don't hang around like a bad smell
And don't get your holiday photos out
To show to poets -
An interminable 4 hours worth!
If ya upset me, I'll make ya suffer
With those photos
Though about 80% of them are of an old trout
KP, my wife!
LOL.
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: More rubbish for ya! lol.
- Category: Humor
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Somehow the mere mention of holiday started me into a shivering fit but the rest of the write made up for it. Another good start to the day with a smile my friend.
Thank you SB. lol.
Always a pleasure Orchi
Great stuff, my friend.
Thank you T. lol.
Great job.
Thank you F. lol.
Orchi, nothing confusing here at all! This is simply your usual household order collapsing under Fido’s management while KP prepares an aquatic photo retrospective. Glug! Besides, what's really to be confused about?...more of my darkness returns Monday, perhaps sooner if it escapes the cellar. Bring the lights. 🤣 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Thank you T. lol. It's the glugging drives us to distraction. lol.
Fun write Orchi
Thank you Gold. lol.
Glad to have one fun loving person on the radar🤗✌️
Thank you N. It's nutty! lol.
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