The man was there lying on the path,
Lying next to a zebra crossing.
Two medics were with him,
One said to the other,
“He is in such deep shock”
The other said “What is wrong?”
“Before he collapsed, he saw something”
Was the reply.
“What did he see to cause this shock?”
Asked the other.
The answer came,
“He was waiting at the crossing
Waiting to cross the road when it happened”
“What happened!”
“Well it is unbelievable, but it happened”
“What happened!”
“A cyclist stopped at the zebra crossing!”
The other medic also collapsed.
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Author:
Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: September 20th, 2026 00:50
- Comment from author about the poem: Just a bit of fun for a Sunday morning.
- Category: Humor
- Views: 16
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Comments5
Oh lol, good write Gold. We can never guess if a car/bike/lorry will stop for us.
Thank you Orchi. Yes so true.
Andy
good humorous piece friend
Most kind Norman, thank you.
Andy
always welcome
Humor is the best thing for one's health nicely done Andy
So very true soren, thank you.
Andy
You are very welcome Andy
Rightly so! Have a fun Sunday my friend 👍🏻🕊️
Most kind Rik, thank you.
Andy
Nicely written
Thank you Friendship.
Andy
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