Love the games, thought that I'd give it a go,
Was this really a zombie film, not really, no.
T-Virus that deviated from what we'd come to expect,
Feel like the director was insulting the fan's intellect.
Delivery driver has to get a package to Raccoon City.
That's literally the thin threaded storyline, what a pity.
Film went off the rails, crashed and burned in the 3rd act,
Threw in random things from the franchise and that was that.
We're told that it's slippery in a lab,
Awful scene and I didn't even laugh.
Watch as all the Umbrella employees turn slapstick,
Main character was a gamer but couldn't shoot for shit?
A generic horror / comedy that slapped Resident Evil on the title,
Really don't think that I'll be going back to the cinema for a while.
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A poetic film review thumbs down put to rhyme. Well done Shaun
I can't recall that title being put on an E.T. film lol. Is that all I see at the cinema? lol.
Shaun, I felt your irritation growing with every line...by the end, the film wasn’t the only thing getting slaughtered! 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
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