Double Whammy 2

   CAN HE FIX IT ?

I got on the Phone to my friend called Rob,

Who for a local Handyman is a real lazy Slob.

And I gave him a list of some repairs to be done,

But Work 1, 3,  and 5,  were the only ones begun.

He said it himself:  'I only do Odd-jobs'.

    HAVING YOUR CAKE AND KNITTING IT

Some recent break-ins from the Criminal trade,

And a curious thing therein displayed.

For into some Homes a Thief did break,

And Knitting Needles are the things he takes:

Now the Police can see there's a Pattern being made.