The Crook of the House

If I say it myself I'm a Wonderful Cook,

A Virtual Maestro with a Recipe Book.

But for a Pancake Mix I had no Tool

So I Stole said Item like a Thieving Fool.

As into the Store I Slyly Crept 

And strode to where the Cutlery is Kept.

How  it's Sad for such deeds for Culinary's Sake:

But  I'm  afraid it's a Wrisk that I was willing to take.