Taskmasters

Intellect proclaimed

"I've gained

Ascendancy over Intuition

and Imagination!"

Then proceeded to squeeeeze

Them in a death grip

Of limitations

Craving and aversion

Took control of the 

Muscular operating system

Terrorizing it daily

With centripetal tensions

Wringing the life out of all the

Bodily systems

"Central? Autonomic?

We got this!

Respiratory? Excretory?

Easy!

Lymphatic? Digestive? It's

A piece of cake!

Cardiovascular? Endocrine?

We're doing just fine!

Ahhh... we almost forgot 

The sexual-reproductive 

Oh My Gee

We'll have them literally

Squeezing the life out of themselves

And enjoying it!"

They exclaimed gleefully