Fingers Crossed ??!!

bernard franklin

Although I’m scared of flying,

( I always dread it on the day ).

I take pills to settle my stomach,

but I feel sick most of the way.

 

As we start to take off down the runway,

(  I always close my eyes ).

My fists I clench, I start to sweat,

and dig my fingers in my thighs.

 

Once the plane is up and airborne,

( I start slowly to unwind ).

The stewardess makes a fuss of me,

she’s really very kind.

 

As I look outside my little window,

 ( I can see how high we are ).

I forgot to say I’m scared of heights,

I wish I’d gone by car.

 

After several double brandies,

( I’m really starting to chill out ).

Dutch courage is a god send,

of that there is no doubt.

 

I’m told we’ve lost one of our two engines,

( so it’s going to be a longer flight ).

I pray we don’t lose the second one,

or we’ll be stuck up here all night !

 

As we approach the landing runway,

( this bit really is the worst ).

It would be nice to land in one piece for once,

I think I must be cursed.

 

As the engine shuts down upon our arrival,

( the co-pilot turns to me to say ).

“ Another excellent flight than captain,

 You’ve really earned your pay ! “

  • Author: bernard franklin (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 9th, 2010 11:46
  • Comment from author about the poem: A bit of fun for a change!
  • Category: Humor
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