The World Is Full Of JENNIFERS!

The world is full of Jennifers,
And this is how I know....
There seems to be another one
Wherever I do go!

And if there's not, there's someone else
Who knows one with my name;
Why one year one came to the news
With my first and last name!

See, I once on a tour went off
Just to the Middle East;
And would you guess with fifty folk,
T'were TWO else named like me? !

....Some years ago one to the news
Made this name infamous!
If that's not proof, what do you need
To think there's lots of us?

.....There's a bus'ness with my name,
Some country singers too,
A famous country singer's wife,
Ice skating couple too,

I've heard two ads, one for a bank
T'other 'gainst allergies;
And in a joke I saw one day
A dumb blond named like me!

How 'bout the baker's doz'n online
With my first AND last name?
When I called up to order stuff,
She called herself MY name!

My brother shewed me his reciept
When I complained of this...
And said that there was more than  that...
The girl who'd waitress'd him!

And thus you see I do believe
The world's full of my name.
(I can't even an address get
For email...in MY name!)  

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