“I like wheat more than meat” said Pete

His mum was talking to her feet under a sheet

“I am too hot in this heat” said Pete who was on a seat

“Sit or I will beat you” said mum who was still talking to her feet

“Actually I like meat more than wheat”

“I like meat and wheat best when I am on a seat” said Pete when he was under a sheet

  • Author: hollyrice (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 21st, 2011 15:23
  • Comment from author about the poem: This is commplette GOBBLEDEEGOOK but i like it. please cn you rate my poems!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and be my friend
  • Category: Humor
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  • Cheeky Missy

    Your end-rhyming is GREAT! And it is certainly a very nonsensical piece. Poor Pete that he has such an odd mother.

  • hollyrice

    I think it is my 3/3 poem yet

  • Lifewellspoken

    Very sweet, I love it.

  • hollyrice

    this poem is quite wierd!

  • Anna

    This poem makes me laugh! It makes absolutely no sense, but it's super funny!!!

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