TV ADS

TV Ads

 

There's nothing like a TV ad.

A crass intrusion to a play,

It shreds my nerves and makes me mad.

 

And some of them are really bad

The products too – they'll make you pay;

There's nothing like a TV ad.

 

The use of animals is sad :

Chimps “talking”, drinking tea all day !

It shreds my nerves and makes me mad.

 

But Russian meerkats make me glad,

To buy insurance ? Well, I may –

There's nothing like a TV ad.

 

A bicycle pushed by a lad

Up cobbled street with brown loaf, aye,

It shreds my nerves and makes me mad.

 

And now I'll take a break, by gad,

A drink's the tonic, so they say,

There's nothing like a TV ad.

They shred my nerves and make me mad.