Grandpa Cheated on Grandma (Country song)

HUSBAND:

Now I'm finally married

but sometimes I still need a whore.

Just cause I gots me a sweet young thing

don't mean that I shouldn't get more.

CHORUS:

Cause grandpa cheated on grandma,

papa cheated on ma,

so it's OK if I cheat on my girl

cause I read it in an unwritten law.

WIFE

Well, sometimes I get lonely

My baby's been gone all night long.

But I can never get horny

cause I know gettin' horny is wrong.

CHORUS 2

Cause grandma didn't cheat grandpa

and mama didn't cheat pa

and it ain't right if I cheat on my man

cause I read it in an unwritten law. 

HUSBAND

You'll understand I get angry

If I do not know where she's been

Cause the devil is out there a temptin' her

and sooner or later she'll sin

CHORUS 3

But grandma didn't cheat grandpa,

and mama didn't cheat pa,

so it aint right if she's cheatin on me

cause I read it in an unwritten law. 

WIFE

Now, I am always exhausted

and life isn't fun anymore.

While I'm here tendin his demon kids

he's out on a date with a whore.

CHORUS 4

And grandma she divorced grandpa,

and mama she divorced pa,

and if that man's out a cheatin on me

he's gonna feel the weight of the law.

Grandpa cheated on grandma,

papa cheated on ma,

so I suspect that he's cheatin on me

cause he read it in an unwritten law.