Mans best friend

As I walked along the street through my paws I felt the heat ,at last my time to shine had come ,to water plants and sniff some bum,let's hope we take our normal route not deviate ,just a quick loop,this one thinks he's walking me ,we'll let him think what needs to be,for once this fool un-hooks this chain ,I'll play my favourite game again ,and run of to the nearest bush ,and wait in ambush for a pooch who doesn't know the rules of play ,and try and have my randy way,oh yeah I know my nuts have gone,it doesn't stop me having fun ,I'm pleased to say the minds still willing you think I look like I'm grinning,and once I've had my wicked way I've got more plans for walks today ,a good fox poo is what I seek to get a shower in this heat ,but first I'm gonna run away and really try to make you pay ,for all those quick runs round the block ,I'll watch you in embarrassed shock ,as up a strangers leg I'll pee ,trouble for you but not for me ,and as I'm being dragged of home with threats of Battersea dogs home I'll arch my back and take a crap ,so now you'll have to deal with that ,you think these poo bags are a farce ,well I would make you wipe my arse,I hear you say I'm mans best friend ,that really drives me round the bend ,cause I cant wait until your gone so I can get my cushion on ,but rest assured although our walks ,do not turn out as though they ought,if In the night we get intruders, a couple of mask wearing bruisers,I'll be there with lips snarled back,it's only me who gives you crap.