J F M A M J J A S O N D ~ ALL THE MONTHS OF THE YEAR ~ AWESOME

JANUARY ~ First month of the year
In UK a month of ice and snow
Please drink mulled wine ~ not an ice-cold beer
Its Frosty Jackie weather ~ dont you know !

FEBRUARY; brings- another month of snow
can't get away- its every where you go
a valentine- will set your heart aglow
when is spring? does a n y b o d y know?

March ~ The Ides of March, winter's last stand
It comes in like a lion and out like a lamb
Celebrate St. Patrick's Day we hold so dear
Toast to good health and drink cold green beer

Tho APRIL showers may come your way
They bring the flowers that bloom in MAY
So ~ keep on lookin' for the bluebird
An' listenin' for his song
Whenever APRIL showers come along !

March ~ The Ides of March, winter's last stand
It comes in like a lion and out like a lamb
Celebrate St. Patrick's Day we hold so dear
Toast to good health and drink cold green beer

May: will bring the flowers
from all those April showers
it's going to be a sunny day
birds are inclined to eat berries from the vine
in the very merry month of May

JUNE is bustin' out all over
She must go on a diet
Never boiled or raw or grilled
All she says is FRY IT !
All else she eats is starch and sweets
Shed die if i fed her low calorie treats !

July is is the most patriotic
Also a hot month of the year
We barbeque and set off fireworks
And keep cool by drinking lotsa beer
Don't forget the designated driver
You may be too drunk to steer

AUGUST ~ come she must
Swish thru leaves kick up duat
August is a month of change
Leaves drop off things rearrange
Its thirsty weather ~ have no fear
If you want an ice-cold beer
MY friend DOUBLEDEE is here
A DOUBLE DIAMOND ~ liquid golden cheer !

September - Marks the last gasps of summer
School kids get back on the big yellow bus
Parents don't see this at all as a bummer
Now they're teacher's problem. Yay for us!
Moms stands at the bus stop waving
As their children ride the hell away
All summer they spent the time praying
Now their prayers have been answered today
Don't get me wrong, they love their kiddies
But right now they'd rather sip lemonade!!
EMANCIPATION DAY!!
November: Trick or Treat is over
Time to go back to workee
Get to the market quick as you can
Try to get the best turkey.
Football season in full swing
Get your tickets right over here
But if you can't get good seats
Watch on TV and drink beer
December: Santa's coming to town
Kids be on your best behaviour
If you want lots of fun toys
Try to stay in his good favor
Gather round the fire
Do your best to stay warm
Old man winter won't play favorites
There will be some brutal storms
But if you're still cold & start to sneeze
Get some brandy. It's really good antifreeze

OCTOBER ~ Thank God the holidays are really ober !
Liberated Mothers Im afraid ~ its clear .....
not drinkin beer but guzzlin lemonade !
October not much in between ~ 1st and 31st
But now at last its HALLOWEEN Ghosts & Goulies seen !
So hollow out your pumpkins
Put on your spooky witches hat
Trick or Treat the bumpkins
Broomstick # cauldron # mad black cat !
Never knock October ~ not until its gone and ober !