True Lies


I was sitting in the park one day 

in the shade underneath a tree

When I saw this little squirrel come up 

and sit right next to me


I watched it sit there for a while 

then I offered it some bread

He looked around then looked at me 

'no thanks' I thought he said


I knew I must be hearing things 

so I said 'say that again'

He said 'I said no thank you' 

and I about jumped out my skin


Squirrels aren't suppose to talk 

or at least that's what I thought

But he asked me for a cigarette 

and said that'd mean alot


I thought, this can't be happening 

it had to be some kind of joke

But I was sure I heard this little squirrel 

just ask me for a smoke


So I gave the squirrel a cigarette 

then sat and watched in awe

When he was done he told me thanks 

and stuck out his little paw


I shook his paw and left the park 

I'm not sure if he's still there

Everyone says I imagined it 

but he asked me for a square


My doctor thinks I dreamed it all 

but I swear that it's the truth

If you don't believe my words

ask the pigeon he smoked one too


  • DamilareBizBoss

    Yeah, its a True Lie and i think its cool...

    • Jeff

      Lol...thank you for your comment

      • DamilareBizBoss

        You're always welcome and I believe you to be a like-minded individual who expresses himself the same way i do... sincerely i love you poetic works...

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