Mister Ugly Duck


His beautiful face,
Orange and pink,
His self esteem will never shrink.
He loves America,
He likes Canada…kinda
Doesn't doesn't talk about Russia,
But he hates China.
Be careful of him,
He'll kill us all,
If you ask about immigration
Loves to shout, always hollers,
Only way to shut him up is a small loan of a million dollars.
Thinks he's charming,he loves himself,
If he was a trophy,he’d be all over his shelf.
Has a crooked smile,
sounds like a yeti,
Just look at his hair,looks like spaghetti!
Running for president,we need sheer luck,
Because we dont know what will come out of Mr.Ugly Duck.

  • Author: ReloadTheWorld (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 5th, 2016 16:40
  • Category: Unclassified
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