It was early morning. Workers were just starting their day, frying chicken, making mash potatoes, and other goodies. All unaware of the carnage that was to happen that day. Costumers came and went as always until about noon, when all within the resturant heard a mighty cackling noise as millions of chickens rampaged and terrorized all who were inside.
People at first started to laugh until they realized the chickens meant business. As the throng enter the resturant there became a mighty exodus to the exit. many people who could not make it out were pecked by chicken beaks, scratched by chicken feet, or slapped by the wings.
Many people had to be taken to the hospital. One KFC employee said he had never seen anything like it. There was much bloodshed both from the injured people as well as injured chickens.
Later investigators had to shift through many feathers, as well as spilt oil, knocked over cooking supplies. They discovered on the wall this note. " RAISE YOUR BEAKS HIGH AND FLAP YOUR WINGS FOR FREEDOM." A warning to tell everyone that the revaluation was on.
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Author:
Tony36 (
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- Comment from author about the poem: I was eating at a KFC when I wrote this
- Category: Short story
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Lol...very funny man. Great write
Thank you
Playful with serious message.
Thank you
As you know Tony our Creator God placed the responsibly for PLANET EARTH in the Hands of MAN ! That includes the Environment and all the Flora & Fauna ~ including chickens ! Chickens are one of most exploited and mistreated of all Animals in the Human Food Chain. I'm pleased to hear they have revolted and targeted inhumane organisations like KFC ! More Power to the Poultry ~ AMEN ~ BRIAN
Thank you
God help us if the pigeons hear about this. Clever. I had a good chuckle.
Thank you, yes, pray the pigeons never find out
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