Like A Skunk

Tony36

I got sprayed by a skunk

Now I stink

Covered in gunk

what a day

Just my luck

Like a skunk

 

Like a skunk

I'm as smelly as I can be

Like a skunk

No one ever bothers me

Like a skunk

Whoa I stink

 

I've tried tomato juice

It's no use

I really smell bad

People puke

Skunk you can't hide

I'll catch you

Then you'll be

ONE DEAD SKUNK

 

Like a skunk

I'm as smelly as I can be

Like a skunk

No one ever bothers me

Like a skunk

Whoa I stink

  • Author: Tony36 (Offline Offline)
  • Published: November 2nd, 2016 13:58
  • Comment from author about the poem: Thankfully I got the smell out before writing this
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 13
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Comments5

  • Christina8

    Good write tony! I hope you didn't really get sprayed by a skunk!

    • Tony36

      Thank you, Yes I did, but got the smell out finally

    • Vic E

      Funny stuff. I like!

      • Tony36

        Thank you

      • BRIAN & ANGELA

        Thanks TONY ~ very neat (if somewhat pongy) POEM ! Please check my latest FUSION ~ BRIAN

        • Tony36

          Thank you

        • WriteBeLight

          Your poem smells great!

          • Tony36

            Thank you

          • 🐤s.zaynab.kamoonpuri🌷🐦😽

            Woah but u r lucky to see a skunk live, I'm an animal lover u see but d
            Haven't see one yet. And it prompted this funtastic poem wow,.! Methinks I would use musk or paraffin to get rid of the smell if I ever got sprayed.
            I
            A unique topic so I enjoyed.

            • Tony36

              Thank you,



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