A walk back from the pub (Bar)

P.H.Rose

 

As I leave the Local bar on this cold November night,
thinking of the distance I hope to make before days light.
The wind hits my face, before I've even opened the door,
Wife wouldn't come for me, despite begging on the floor.
Green signs, blue signs, oh!! which way do I walk,
the roads so long, it's getting steep now as I talk.
Street lights pave the way, to my ultimate goal,
I need to get home, before this stroll takes its toll.
My finger at the ready as red lights pass at a pace
why won't they stop? have I not a friendly face?
Receiving natures call, I make haste for a tree,
the place we all go, when we're desperate for a pee!!
This walk's a daft idea, I live three miles from the pub,(bar)
when I finally get in, I'm making straight for a hot tub.. (bath)

  • Author: P.H.Rose (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 15th, 2016 04:23
  • Comment from author about the poem: One night I had a little too much enjoyment In my favourite pub (Bar) and after a phone Call to my wife,which fell on deat ears Decided to walk home, it was during a Particularly cold winter and the place was 3 miles away... Things we do drunk !!!!!
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Comments4

  • BRIAN & ANGELA

    GREAT SEASONAL POEM PHR ! One all of us Guys can emphasise with ~ especially fertilising the Tree ! Make sure you're not in Michigan ~ your pecker will drop off with Frost Bite ! I always choose GF's who drink in moderation ~ then I can drink and they can drive. Although I am warned that when you get married ALL WIVES are driven to drink and consequently unable to drive you home from the PUB ! Yours BRIAN

    • P.H.Rose

      Ha ha brilliant Brian
      Spot on... thank you

    • notapoet

      Love this! Awesome FUN AND WITTY write PHR... and I like the translation at the end for us yanks 🙂

      • P.H.Rose

        Ha ha. thanks NAP.
        I have American blood
        In me, my granddad on
        My fathers side was from
        Redmond apparently

      • Tony36

        Great write

        • P.H.Rose

          Thanks. Tony

          • Tony36

            Welcome

          • willyweed

            Thank GOD you had plenty of anti-freeze in the system!
            Good fun ! Oh what we might do with another pint of stupid juice!
            write on ! ww

            • P.H.Rose

              Ha ha...
              Very good
              Willyweed
              Thanks

              • P.H.Rose

                Ha ha...
                Very good
                Willyweed
                Thanks



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