I THINK THIS ONE LOOKS QUITE SWISH & SEASONAL !
C HRISTMAS JUMPERS are quite cute
H OWEVER never wear one in the Office with a suit !
R EINDEER often feature ~ with a nose that glows
I DON'T think however that I'd wear one of those
S NOWMEN also feature ~ watch where you stick the NOSE !
T HE problem always starts when you Partner buys you one
M AN you've an OBLIGATION to put the darn thing on
A FRIEND of mine once wore one ~ for his job interview
S URE got the job the Interviewer ~ was wearing one too !
J UST be careful when you buy one for your Friend
U NLESS you choose carefully ~ that friendship might END !
M EN are always fussy what they WILL ~ and they WON'T wear
P ERHAPS with Christmas Jumpers ~ we shouldn't really care
E VERYBODY'S got one ! Shoved in a drawer somewhere !
R EMEMBER that it's CHRISTMAS so let us all be DONALD TRUMPERS
S EASON for Silly Presidents ~ wearing Silly Christmas Jumpers !
Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ Love you in a Jumper ~ BRIAN XOX
Este Poema es dedicado a Mia Amiga ~ muy Hermosa y Preciosa ~ XOXOX
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BRIANSODES (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: ALL MY FRIENDS have at least ONE Christmas Jumper ~ some Childish ~ some Crude ~ some even Cool. If we are going partying at this time of Year we decide beforehand to JUMPER or not to JUMPER ! In that way nobody ends up looking a PRAT. GUYS ~ never ever wear one on a First Date ~ it will be your last ! So have fun in your CHRISTMAS SWEATER (American for JUMPER) and let me know how you get on ! Cuddly Love to ALL especially if you are in your JUMPER ~ BRIAN XOX
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Learned a new word today-jumper means sweater! Great poem Brian! I love how you make these acrostics rhyme! You did a fabulous job! Hugs in spirit--Christina
THANKS CHRIS ~ The are called JUMPERS because we have so many ~ so in the course of a DAY we JUMP in and out of them ! Rhyming acrostics are always a challenge ! Spiritual Hugs ~ BRIAN
Awesome and wonderful write
Thanks TONY ~ pleased you liked it ! BRIAN
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