CHRISTMAS JUMPERS ~ An Acrostic

BRIAN & ANGELA

I THINK THIS ONE LOOKS QUITE SWISH & SEASONAL !

 

C  HRISTMAS  JUMPERS  are quite cute

H  OWEVER  never wear one in the Office with a suit !

R  EINDEER often feature ~ with a nose that glows

I   DON'T  think however that I'd wear one of those

S  NOWMEN  also feature ~ watch where you stick the NOSE ! 

T  HE  problem always starts when you Partner buys you one 

M  AN  you've an OBLIGATION to put the darn thing on  

A  FRIEND of mine once wore one ~ for his job interview

S  URE  got the job the Interviewer ~ was wearing one too !

 

J  UST be careful when you buy one for your Friend 

U  NLESS  you choose carefully ~ that friendship might END ! 

M  EN  are always fussy what they WILL ~ and they WON'T wear

P  ERHAPS  with Christmas Jumpers ~ we shouldn't really care

E  VERYBODY'S  got one !  Shoved in a drawer somewhere !

R  EMEMBER  that it's CHRISTMAS so let us all be DONALD TRUMPERS 

S  EASON  for Silly Presidents ~ wearing Silly Christmas Jumpers ! 

 

Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ Love you in a Jumper ~ BRIAN XOX

 

Este Poema es dedicado a Mia Amiga ~ muy Hermosa y Preciosa ~ XOXOX 

  • Author: BRIANSODES (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 15th, 2016 04:27
  • Comment from author about the poem: ALL MY FRIENDS have at least ONE Christmas Jumper ~ some Childish ~ some Crude ~ some even Cool. If we are going partying at this time of Year we decide beforehand to JUMPER or not to JUMPER ! In that way nobody ends up looking a PRAT. GUYS ~ never ever wear one on a First Date ~ it will be your last ! So have fun in your CHRISTMAS SWEATER (American for JUMPER) and let me know how you get on ! Cuddly Love to ALL especially if you are in your JUMPER ~ BRIAN XOX
  • Category: Humor
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  • Christina8

    Learned a new word today-jumper means sweater! Great poem Brian! I love how you make these acrostics rhyme! You did a fabulous job! Hugs in spirit--Christina

    • BRIAN & ANGELA

      THANKS CHRIS ~ The are called JUMPERS because we have so many ~ so in the course of a DAY we JUMP in and out of them ! Rhyming acrostics are always a challenge ! Spiritual Hugs ~ BRIAN

    • Tony36

      Awesome and wonderful write

      • BRIAN & ANGELA

        Thanks TONY ~ pleased you liked it ! BRIAN

        • Tony36

          Welcome



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