MY BIRTHDAY'S TOO NEAR CHRISTMAS !

BRIAN & ANGELA

My Birthday's too near Christmas 

Oh isn't it a shame

I planned a great big Party 

But then nobody came !

 

I never get no presents

Cos everybody say

Don't worry dear you'll get it

It's wrapped up for Christmas Day

 

Mum and Daddy should 'ave planned it

Told the the Stork to stay away

To bring me in September

But not on Christmas Day

 

It's OK for JESUS

He's a million miles away ~ and 

He never ever had a Birthday

So He loves CHRISTMAS DAY !

 

So if you're orderin'  babies

In the Rumpy Tumpy way

Stay COOL  in March & April

They might arrive on Christmas Day !

 

Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ Love to all BRIAN ~ XOX

 

If you want a Family Planning Leaflet send me a message ! 

 

Esta Poema es dedicado a mi Amiga Bonita

Los Suos Compleanos son Manana ~ Abrazos a Ella  

 

  • Author: BRIANSODES (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 21st, 2016 10:27
  • Comment from author about the poem: Being born on CHRISTMAS DAY (25th December every year !) poses many problems. You get a name like NOEL or NOELINE and you never have a Birthday party or a Birthday Cake because you can't compete with JESUS ! He gets billions of Birthday Cards (even though he's 2016 and all His mates ~ Peter ~ James ~ John etc are dead) you are lucky if you get ONE ! And you get a JOINT PRESENT for Christmas & Birthday ~ but its the same present your Brother gets for just Christmas. I blame the Men they get excited in Spring and can't resist putting their ........................... order in ~ in March & April. Most Men can count up to NINE so you have no excuse. All those born between December 15 and January 15 get their BIRTHDAY eclipsed by Christmas and New Year so the Period of conception to avoid (if you want a happy child) is between March 15 and April 15 ~ YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ! Comments welcome ~ Love to all ~ BRIAN ~ XOX
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  • willyweed

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIAN!
    fun poem. ww

    • BRIAN & ANGELA

      THANKS WILLY ~ Pleased you liked it ~ actually mine is in September ~ it's my FRIEND whose is in late December !

      • willyweed

        See what a good writer you are had me fooled! to your buddy then HBD! ww

      • Christina8

        What a wonderful poem! It's so true that when born near Christmas you get the "oh i knew you wouldn't mind if I wrapped in christmas paper" stuff. Really great write! Happy Birthday!

        • BRIAN & ANGELA

          Thanks CHRIS ~ My Friend Bob (who was born on Christmas Eve) has an Official Birthday (like the Queen) on 24th of JUNE each year ! We all send him cards and buy a present ! He hired a Hall and had a "Big Bash" when he was 21 and a big marquee (tent) in the Garden (yard) and a Jazz Band when he was 30 ~ both on the 24th of JUNE. That is one solution ! Spiritual Hugs for you ~ BRIAN

          • Christina8

            Hugs in the spirit back your way my friend!

          • Tony36

            Wonderful write Happy Birthday my friend

            • BRIAN & ANGELA

              Thanks TONY for my Birthday wishes ~ BRIAN

              • Tony36

                Welcome

              • Augustus

                I was going to,offer condolences but then saw it was a friend. Great idea for a Christmas poem.

                • BRIAN & ANGELA

                  Thanks "A" ~ You should recognise me as the architypical cool and organised VIRGO (September). Pleased you liked it. I have Friends and Relations born on NEW TEARS DAY and they are very PROUD of the Fact and don't want to change or have birthdays in JULY ~ OK Thnaks for your comment BRIAN.

                • WildMoonChild

                  This made my chuckle haha very good write!

                  • BRIAN & ANGELA

                    THANKS MOONCHILD ~ Pleased you liked it ~ Hugs BRIAN ~ Please check my latest FUSION ~ Thanks BRIAN

                  • gelyn

                    Hey there. .. as I read this I laughed and frowned. .then nod along. . hahaha we have the same problem that's why I can connect to this.... I was born Dec 22....hehe


                    nice piece. .. Happy birthday to you

                    • BRIAN & ANGELA

                      Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh GEL ~ Hope you had a lovely BIRTHDAY ~ not too many presents wrapped in CHRISTMAS PAPER I hope ! The worse days are DECEMBER 24 25 26 ! Have a lovely CHRISTMAS ~ You have a lovely SMILE ~ Please check my POEM today ~ BIRTHDAY HUGS ~ BRIAN

                    • avigail

                      happy birthday dear Brian
                      may our friendship last forever and you stay childlike in your nature. Be positive and great , you are a wonderful spirit and this is your fate.

                      • BRIAN & ANGELA

                        THANKS AVI ~ As you well know Men never reach maturity and I'm no exception ! Love and Big Christmas Cuddles for you ! BRIAN XOX



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