I Think I Dropped A Quid Up Ya Old Ladies Skirt Last Night.

kevin browne

I think I dropped a quid up ya old ladies skirt last night
on the streets of Paris, Berlin, London and New York
shiny red high heels and silky bright green socks
weakened at the knees wore a padlock on my heart
blonde's, brunettes, ginger, red even grey, green and more
if you feel you are inclined to have a second thought and dare
2 men amongst them with a wig and a transvestite to adore
yours is from Bangkok cooked in crabs watching from over there
with your euro, dollar or even the failing of the pound pay it in by drunk
I can tell you how much ya old lady cost last night bunk bunk
sticky situations Thai girls on their knees, yes, yes, yes, yes, please
laying on my back, she's rolling on my money, get down on ya knees
sat in Sanfrancisco city sitting with two whores, OMG what a fright
I think I dropped a quid up ya old ladies skirt last night.

  • Author: kingkev101 (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 25th, 2017 00:34
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • WriteBeLight

    Very different write Kevin.

    • kevin browne

      was just having a little fun. hope I don't offend anyone..!

      • WriteBeLight

        Nope. Just different from your usual 🙂

      • Tony36

        Great write

        • kevin browne

          thanks Tony36

          • Tony36

            Welcome

          • Augustus

            That's a bit of a bargain mate. Now all you need is penicillin. Enjoyed.

            • kevin browne

              urgh..!! but thank you Tony36.

            • willyweed

              I just can not for the life of me understand how one drops a Quid up? anywhere skirt basketball net , uptown? one of the mysteries of life I suppose?

              • kevin browne

                it's an expression I thought up willyweed and it's not the quid going up her skirt, it's a willy going up ya old ladies skirt. you have to use your imagination and you are pretty much professional at that.

                • willyweed

                  I thought so and I knew you might say that, now a willy goes up anybody's ole
                  ladies skirt no imagination required Thanks Kevin you so nice & smart for a Bloke?
                  ILU WW.



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