There was a young lady (Limerick)

Jabberwocky

There was a young lady of sorts
Who Tindered at night for her sports
She swiped lots of men
She fucked them and then
She wound up with genital warts

  • Author: Jabberwocky (Offline Offline)
  • Published: April 12th, 2017 02:29
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  • Frank Prem

    EEEuuuwww!

    Sport can be soooo over-rated.

    • Jabberwocky

      Well, I do Krav Maga. No warts so far 🙂

    • Garry

      Ha, ha. Won't get this into the Penguin book of Children's limericks !

      • Jabberwocky

        I hope not! It is unambiguously a limerick though.

        • Garry

          Indeed!

        • Michael Edwards

          Only warts? Oh well - yup great limerick.

          • Jabberwocky

            Well, warts and my contempt.
            Thanks



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