Chaos in Fairy Town

Things have gone awry in fairy town

The Hobgoblins took advantage when mother earth was not around

Father Christmas was in bed sleeping for he’d been on the job

And the fairy Godmother was visiting her cousin Bob

Noddy didn’t have any wheels, someone had stolen his car

The tooth fairy was knackered out from flying so far

Father time had lost track of when or where he was supposed to be

Someone stole his watch just who did it - he didn’t see

Buttons went to wake up Cinders, he’d picked her flowers from the hill

All he found inside her bed was sleeping Jack and Jill

The evil step mother was greatly unimpressed

She can’t have a boy help her lovely daughters to dress!!!!!

The dwarves got home from working in the mine

Wanting to see sleeping beauty so very lovely and fine

But the shock that they got - there was no way they could mask it

There was just a little girl in a red cloak eating cakes from a basket

The three bears also were returning home for their brekky

They’d gone to the paypoint to top up their gas and lecky

Three little pigs were sitting with bags of bricks wood and straw

You would have to have been there to believe what they saw

The wicked witch of the East was staring up into the sky

She was bored now waiting for the house to fall so got on her broom to fly

Dorothy herself was being accosted for a kiss sitting by a pond

Being plagued by ugly frogs for which she was not fond

A princess awoke finding she’d had a rather peaceful sleep

No lumpiness in her bed from any pea to make her weep

So she just sat deflated til there was a strange knocking on the door

From a man all dressed in armour who she’d never set eyes on before

Repunzel awoke inside an unfamiliar room with a spindle sitting there

She didn’t know the relevance so she just brushed her flowing hair

She wasn’t in her usual tower high away from all the city dwellers

And all she saw out of the window were vines and sleeping fellas

Now cousin Bob as usual was a total bore

He ranted and raved and then began to snore

He’d been at the scotch again which was typical this time of year

She wondered why she ever bothered coming here!!!!!

Flying home she was surprised to bump into disgruntled old lady

A white knight was loved up and calling her “baby”

“Why aren’t you killing a dragon? And why haven’t you been eaten?”

“You should be looking digested and you battered from a beating?”

She took to the sky and surveyed across the fairy lands

Oh deary me things have got out of hand!

I go out for a couple of hours and I come back to this?

Prince Charming’s tongue’s hanging out waiting for a kiss!

My magic’s all spent, I have had a heavy night

I will have to wave my magic wand and make everything alright

Princesses waiting to be saved and princes needing to fight

Oh well you will all just wait until midnight