Dating Plan

Jabberwocky

I'm going to oversell, let buyer beware
I'm going to have qualities by the score
I'm going to be taller and have more hair
I'm going to be charming and never bore
I'm going to have wood that's always there
I'm going to be rich, I know the score

Maybe I'll find a piece of tail
Who's blind and deaf, to love in Braille

  • Author: Jabberwocky (Offline Offline)
  • Published: June 1st, 2017 06:06
  • Comment from author about the poem: Just a bit of fun
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • Goldfinch60

    One of these days all will be there for you.

  • Louis Gibbs

    Clever write, Jabberwacky. Well done.

  • Augustus

    I have just the gal for you. Heh, heh. Thanks for,the laugh. Yet a bit on the self deprecating side.

    • Jabberwocky

      I can be self deprecating because I know how awesome I really am 🙂
      (And smug if I'm not careful)

      • Augustus

        You sly devil you.



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