Strange Hobby

Garry

 

I have a little hobby
I keep it secret in my mind
but I think that I will tell you
Because you seem so kind

On sunny days I wander out
& take a little walk
I drop down to the village
& find someone to stalk

I really don’t mean any harm
I just watch them walk round town
until they get into their car
then I take the number down

I try & find out where they live
& if it’s not too far
I go and pay a visit
with something nasty in a jar

I pour it on their doorstep
In the middle of the night
then rattle all their windows
& give them such a fright

13th June 2017

  • Author: Garry (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: June 14th, 2017 02:51
  • Comment from author about the poem: Just a little bit of silly to brighten my day.
  • Category: Unclassified
  • Views: 166
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  • Goldfinch60

    Is it your hobby or are you a hobbit?

    • Garry

      ☺️

    • Louis Gibbs

      Halloween every day, I see. Cute poem, Garry.

      • Garry

        Thank you. A darker one next i think.



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