Here's Johnnie!

Bibbeck

Johnnie was swinging from the trees

Like an ape in the breeze

When he caught his b*lls upon a branch

Alas that was the end of his romance.

"Oops!!" he exclaimed in pain

"I wonder if I can stick them on again?"

And just then what did he see

A tube of super-glue hanging from a tree (as if!)

But the tree was very tall

And Johnnie was too small

But up he jumped to reach the branch

And try to restart his romance.

Until then a female ape came swinging by

And Johnnie's b*lls she did spy

"Do these belong to thee?"

"No", said Johnnie, from behind a tree.

;-)

 

 

  • Author: Bibbeck (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 7th, 2017 10:21
  • Comment from author about the poem: I think it was silly season when I wrote this.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 41
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  • Louis Gibbs

    Ouch! Cute poem, Bibbeck.

    • Bibbeck

      Thanks. Happy that you enjoyed it.

      • Louis Gibbs

        Maybe 'appreciated it' would be a little more accurate. The visual, not so much enjoyed.

      • FredPeyer

        Funny, silly, I like it!



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