funny or sad

avigail

 

When I have my first coffee in morning, I act from a robotic mode:

Still half asleep, I fill water and place a coffee filter bag with 2.5 spoons of the coffee in the percolator.

This morning I did the same.

After 5 minutes, I came to fill my cup.

Yet, I found the coffee all over the counter top because my husband decided to clean the percolator coffee pot.

Facts: my husband doesn’t drink coffee.

I’m the one who usually puts dishes in the dish washer.

 

Conclusion:

Wear glasses when you make you coffee in the morning.

Comment: I’m not sure it would have helped. As saying before I’m in a robotic mode,half sleeping, because I didn’t have my coffee yet.

  • Author: AVIGAIL (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 16th, 2017 07:38
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • onepauly

    I reach for two caffeine tablets when I get up. making coffee gets to messy. I have coffee though if their are any guests. and that never happens. I'm quite content. have a good one, avigail

    • avigail

      really ... no for me its the ceremony drinking it slowly while eating flat crispy health bread

      • onepauly

        you win, but I'm sticking to my tablets. I have used them for 42 years and never had a problem. I was not trying to convert you. your post is both funny and sad. peace

        • avigail

          peace on earth OnePauly

        • FredPeyer

          Avigail, love your poem!!!!
          I actually did write a poem called "Morning Coffee" back in March this year. The second and third stanzas go like this:

          Others like me remain in
          a semi catatonic state
          Cannot greet a new day
          Without their elixir of life

          Dragging myself slowly
          From bedroom to kitchen
          One eye still closed
          The other barely open

          What I did is I pampered myself by buying a JURA, fully automatic coffee machine. You fill in water on one side, put in the coffee beans on the other side. Then in the morning all I have to do is press a button (you program the machine initially to how much coffee you want, regular or strong, coffee or expresso, how many oz, etc.), and the machine does the rest. It grinds the beans, heats the water, pumps it through to make an excellent European style coffee, and finally cleans itself. Once in a while you have to empty the grounds. PERFECT COFFEE EVERY TIME, EVEN WITH EYES CLOSED.

          • avigail

            sound like what i need i will tell my husband to buy me one or not initiate new dishwasher fill up 🙂 thanks FredPeyer

          • Goldfinch60

            Good caffeine laden write. I hope all was well the next morning.

            • avigail

              ha ha im here happy with my coffee and flat healthy crunchy bread - thank you for caring Goldfinch60 🙂



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