Fat Class!

I'm a member of Fat Class

Every Thursday I pay my dues 

'A pound on', 'A pound off'

Oh! For a figure like an hour glass!

Up and down the scales I seesaw,

Eighteen points a day is the limit

When you're a member of Fat Class,

Maybe I should wire shut my munching jaw?

Oh! Why is it tasty treats - on mass-

Are full of sugar and fat?

Quickly adding up to the limit

Recommended at Fat Class -

A.K.A. Weight Watchers

The slimming doctors!

Carb Spotters!

The scale watchers!

How long 'til that targets done?

I'll have to consider the answer to that

Count and add the day's tally

Whilst I nibble on an illicit bun

Oh dear! I'll start again tomorrow!



  • sue.evans

    Ah thank you😊

  • Candlewitch

    dear sue,

    it is a problem for sure... I can just smell the food and gain weight! I enjoyed your poem.

    *hugs, Cat

    • sue.evans

      Yes , I know that feeling😂

    • JaneEVE

      Excellent write sue- all my best.

      • sue.evans

        Thank you 😊

      • Christina S

        I loved your poem. I think a lot of people struggle with the ups and downs of their weight.l Great write!!

        • sue.evans

          Thank you 😊

        • Micalina

          Great poem. I love chocolate and I try to avoid that aisle in the store. But I make shakes with fruit and it is really good satisfies the sweet tooth. Good luck but I know that you can do it.

        • sue.evans


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