Have You Ever...?


Have you ever…?


Gone impulsive vegan for a few hours then crashed? Yes.
Played beer pong? Yes.
Gone to Church? Yes.
Given someone flowers? Yes.


Have you ever…?


Been bitten by an animal? No.
Got lost in an amusement park? Yes.
Have you ever pranked someone? No.
Eaten a whole pizza or cake to yourself? Yes.


Have you ever…?


Ran away from home? No. It wouldn’t have helped.
Been attacked in public? Yes.
Smoked pot? No, despite being told “it’s harmless".
Cheated on your partner? No.

But he didn’t believe me.

  • Author: Niall (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 22nd, 2017 09:09
  • Comment from author about the poem: Inspired by the song :)
  • Category: Unclassified
  • Views: 17
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  • orchidee

    A fine write N.

  • malubotelho

    Nicely composed. It sucks when you are telling the truth and they don't believe you.

    • niallprideaux

      Thank you 🙂 yeah tell me about it, I think you take it more personally when you're a young one but I've learned to just move on haha

    • FredPeyer

      Have I ever read something like this? No
      Like your style!

      • niallprideaux

        Thank you very much sir 🙂

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