Politician's Dictionary

myself and me

How are you -- How come you still alive
I am working hard on it -- I don't give a damn about it
It is under investigation-- We try to find a way to cover it
Take care -- Get yourself killed
I am not going to allow this happen again -- This will keep happening/

There's work to be done ----- we're not going to fund it
We'll not be found wanting -- we'll just help ourselves
We'll protect the vulnerable - we'll increase taxation
lessons will be learnt ------------- we'll find better ways of doing it
You've my word on that - and the word is no.
Each side can be read independently.

  • Authors: myself and me, Michael Edwards
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  • Finished: August 19th, 2017 18:53
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  • Comment from author about the poem: Format is A--B. A is what the politician say, B is your interpretation of A in a funny way. add as much as you want. At the end of your part, add "/". Nothing serious, just for fun. No hostile language please. More "dictionary" will come.
  • Category: Humor
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  • Chloe Rachel Flisher

    I think this is very true! I share the beliefs of this. Keep up the hard work.

    CR x

    • myself and me

      Thank you. It is just for fun.

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