Why Men Have Hairy Bums

Viv Wade

 

The Bible says, so I believe,

That God wanted to punish Eve,

Because in Eden one fine day,

She led her man Adam astray.

 

So after God created man,

He added something to his plan.

He said, “And it shall come to pass,

That man shall have a hairy ass.

Then in cold weather, or a storm,

A furry coat will keep it warm.

I also think it will look neat

To give them all a hirsute seat.”

 

But what had God also foreseen?

A hairy bum is hard to clean!

It’s plain to see, if you should glance

At your bloke’s unwashed underpants.

No matter how much he may wipe,

He always leaves a dirty stripe.

 

So women suffer to this day,

Because Eve led Adam astray,

For in most households, I suppose,

The woman has to wash the clothes.

She sorts the laundry in despair

At all his filthy underwear.

 

Undies with skid marks are no joke,

She has to give them a good soak.

It’s hard to get those soiled pants clean.

Thank God for the washing machine!

  • Author: Viv Wade (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 7th, 2017 00:46
  • Comment from author about the poem: If you’ve ever wondered why men’s bums are hairy, this is one theory…
  • Category: Humor
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Comments4

  • Mugsdaddy

    OK that is the funniest thing I've read in some time. Great job

    • Viv Wade

      Thanks Mugsdaddy, I'm glad you liked it! 🙂

    • orchidee

      Have to swoon at this! Mind you I swoon at anything even remotely 'hot' or saucy! heehee.

      • Viv Wade

        Hang on, I'll go and get the smelling salts! 🙂 Thanks for reading.

      • dusk arising

        So man applied a bit of science
        and he invented the domestic appliance
        no more is his wife a scrubber
        and his shorts are clean- Hubba-Hubba

        But with his change of diet came
        a quite tenacious stubborn stain
        to ease this problem diabolical
        he invented powder biological

        now it even cleans the drain

        • Viv Wade

          Modern detergents work quite well,
          And they even remove the smell.
          If clean pants still seem out of reach,
          For stubborn stains, apply neat bleach! 🙂

          • dusk arising

            LOL touche.

          • mezzaninedoor

            Viv, really love this poem. I love humourous poetry and so I have bought both your books from Amazon to read. Good Luck with future poetry.

            • Viv Wade

              Thanks for taking the time to read and comment on my poem, I'm glad you liked it! 🙂 And thanks so much for buying both my books from Amazon - I hope you like them!



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