There was an old mare from Idle
Who was feeling utterly suicidal
Her spouse had taken to the Devine
Every time she saw him he was supine
So she launched him to heaven in a capsule!
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There was a young bride from Kilkenny
Who on her wedding night said 'I am ready'
At which point her hubby confessed
I always sleep in a vest
So now she only sleeps with her teddy!
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There once was a headmistress from Bath
Who was well known for her terrible wrath
She was once caught in the buff by a pupil
The sight made the poor lad quite fearful
The headmistress job she no longer hath!
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Author:
sue.evans (
Offline) - Published: September 8th, 2017 03:09
- Comment from author about the poem: still trying to crack these limericks- they are a challenge!!
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Comments5
I'd say that nut is well cracked. Great write sue. ; )
Thank you 😊
Very good job! These were really cute and made me smile!
Thank you 😊
Glad to make you smile!
I know where to go when I need to smile. You work better than saying "Cheese"
M
Thank you 😊 glad to add a smile to someone's day!
Great write
Thank you 😊
Welcome
Thank you for giving me a happy weekend.
Well done.
Thank you 😊
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