The Swimming Pool

Piss, sweat and sun cream,
not to mention the chlorine.
People in your personal space,
kids splashing water in your face.
I prefer to swim in the sea,
even though that's where the fishes wee.
It's got more of a natural feel,
can't say that the chemicals or verrucas are an appeal.
These are some reasons why I hate the pool,
could be worse, Crete's had human stool.