happenstance collided, coincided, coagulated, et cetera
with hormonally graphic, dumbfounded circumstance
hence, only by a fluke did I manage
to worm winning trust
among Christmas elves and reindeer
vowing confidence
as a confidante sans this generic guy,
would never breach insidious, impious,
illustriously scandalous
tidbits, into a an underground impregnable
air-raid shelter, the motley crue
tied blindfold over my eyes, didst steer
me hermetically sealed
sound (cloud) proof coed bunker,
though escapades emanated noise asper a clunker
subsequently followed by wail of “just dunk her,”
while ensconced (security detail munchkins,
who just so happened tubby queer
minded entrance portal)
only after getting the thumb up signal,
whereat nose pies planted
espionage surveillance devices
the chief head honcho and attendents,
Smoky and the bandits respectively,
magically, andhandily did ap pear
and despite one hundred percent bug free,
a whispered stance opted just to make sure
no unwanted eavesdropper could overhear plus every participant swore an oath, cuz any leaked real or “FAKE” information, would spell imminent demise to be near the upshot, sans grave emergency describing clandestine arraignment involving some rogue elf
(most likely at least two), and a misbehaving reindeer (names withheld to avoid any spoiler alert, plus this entire kit and caboodle necessary to help Saint Nick got wind, (and subsequently reined in) a rave orgiastic party with orgamsic oohs and aahs sex, drugs and rock and roll, that a band aided elf(ves) laced with Pepper Minstix
(anonymously hashtagged Sodom and Gomorrah) sullied pure as the driven snow repute, when alias Sugarplum Mary (“FAKE NAME”) detected snorting cocaine code named Alabaster Snowball, while additionally besmirching her virginity via coital cavorting
amidst a Bushy Evergreen shaking as if frenzied with feverish boogie woogie flu which seductive, prurient, and master baiter friend zeed (spunky gangnum style) Shinny Upatree which could slay Wunorse Openslae reputation as substance abusers, and sex offenders if not worse.
a whispered stance opted just to make sure
no unwanted eavesdropper could overhear plus every participant swore an oath, cuz any leaked real or “FAKE” information, would spell imminent demise to be near the upshot, sans grave emergency describing clandestine arraignment involving some rogue elf
(most likely at least two), and a misbehaving reindeer (names withheld to avoid any spoiler alert, plus this entire kit and caboodle necessary to help Saint Nick got wind, (and subsequently reined in) a rave orgiastic party with orgamsic oohs and aahs sex, drugs and rock and roll, that a band aided elf(ves) laced with Pepper Minstix
(anonymously hashtagged Sodom and Gomorrah) sullied pure as the driven snow repute, when alias Sugarplum Mary (“FAKE NAME”) detected snorting cocaine code named Alabaster Snowball, while additionally besmirching her virginity via coital cavorting
amidst a Bushy Evergreen shaking as if frenzied with feverish boogie woogie flu which seductive, prurient, and master baiter friend zeed (spunky gangnum style) Shinny Upatree which could slay Wunorse Openslae reputation as substance abusers, and sex offenders if not worse.
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