wallet blues

rew4er2nail

💕    ðŸ’• I  LOVE YOU ðŸ’•   ðŸ’•                                                            

      ✿*¨ï¾ŸâœŽï½¥âœ¿*゚¨ï¾ŸðŸ’•âœŽï½¥âœ¿*゚¨ï¾ŸâœŽï½¥âœ¿*゚¨ï¾ŸâœŽï½¥ 💦I saw your pic in the clump of bush whackers and realized that we Live in near by location. once a pawn hut time, I would like to spend this white knight with you. Be a suitable place where we can meet.   Wallet Blues

preface:hie do attest
that poetry may not be best
to express whoosh for bullion ingots 
tuff hill treasure chest   with a lee till bitta chump change
boot an overpowering literary force
to pocket earnings for grange upkeep 
   shrouded amidst gorse   (hmm...who knows) maybe formerly owned     by Jessica Lange, who doth horse
around, with neigh saying 
   though lending tree mend us financial range       asthma saint Matthew life orbitz norse south, easter west, this chap older collage       queue bust puck ass oh...sketch chin nah       bare naked lady model       resembling alienated student     hovering under dark shadows     creating a strange ambient source errors trumpeting apprentice visa verse.
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GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT QUEST --- or 
subtitled IN PRAYS OF LEGAL TENDER.

Let this dog gone testes prime mate 
   ova simian sketch out his general doggerel freely     unleashes swiftly tale lord of the flies - via his harried styled       swiftly tailored brush strokes show strength
sans retracted claws, which might find me
barking up the wrong tree     arf find mewing this hep     cat a tonic state taking a nap -   in the land of doctor ah zee
oz born akin to a long term chore
   where "death in Venice" doubting Thomas Man     dip presses sieve like tenon mortice pestle       expending energy thru the core    of cerebral xylem and phloem     pulpy resultant saw dust,     thus robbing potential     hob knotting out the door,      and force ache king portal dividend     unavailable to Eeyore this arduous slow-mo writing endeavor for...  merely sinecure to taxi,      this spruced quest with confusion galore
my non-conformist poetic     je ne sais quois x cell lent hoar
re: covert letter de jour 
  tempting ye to access mythic lore
I entertain as minimum literary fete 
   less or more then...whoosh     into circular filing cabinet yell score,   a faux winning point, while this pissant    sends thee on a wild goose chase tour this non-formal rip pull sieve gallimaufry     might incite war reducing civilization and discontents     resembling stone age of your     descendants time traveled hiring Pixar      trainer of apple chomping antz
so i wonder if any chance - please attest
the truth sans, whisker of enjoyment 
     experienced thus far reeding this
mishmash vis a vis contrived boot not the best
a temp tat virtual digital toy story confabulation    via ratatouille poetic brew chest
to entertain, distract, confuse 
   materializes welcoming thee     into my virtual community as a guest
into monopoly winning chance
such a query motivates me

to shrek out with excitement   
   asper when i did contra dance
just in case a glimmering prospect exists
cuz this anointed bard dislikes formality
presenting a brief poe het tic summation
 oh viz word mangling skills, 
he hopes to enhance
p'raps earn enough moolah to sight arc D’Triumph, Louvre, Paris France,     I offer the following expression
   for eyes to take a glance,

and help this intuitive Homo sapiens income 
   to expand and en-hance
which byte size bit torrent humor   
   without use of strong arm, nor lance
might cause thee to soil pants
misinterpreting helter skelter raving rants
well message understandable part time in
   comb acceptable ushering positive stance
a subtle intent worth hiring me doth sway 
   au currant series electronic charge
and ideally affect hypnotic trance.
  I betcha never red an email like this faux iambic pentameter electronic wire     from a boyish looking blood muggle
although up in years (nonpareil courage
to face voldemort never does tire),

and two grown girls after being bribed,
   would consider him a worthy hire
to rake in gobs of legal tender, 
   to satiate unquenchable hunger
game of thrones, and thirsting fir knowledge 
   equals powerful
raw reddit bits of computer know how to acquire.
  This lettered sortie conveys     teensy weensy, itty bitty
byte size work experience 
   (per this older mister rhyme stir
hull lives north west of philadelphia city)
approximately fifty miles, nonetheless, i hanker 
   (NOT to be confused with HACKER)
though disparate deeds offset 
   by difference of third letter
to employ computer and writing skills,
plus rooted tidbits of moxie     playing at nearby Roxy
burrow, which prompts this ditty

expressing interest to apply mental tasks 
   ala computer trouble shooting
many ascribe as obsolete passé nitty gritty
on par with secret life of Walter Mitty
whom destiny protected and took pity
this meant to be silly, 
   yet attempt tubby witty.   No matter how many miles by car
(your business might be within 
   dead man walking distance)
opportunity, would not be on the far
side to use acumen, human stamina 
  for technologically spar   
interleaving graphical non
   denominational programs to get unstuck     from virtual feathery tar.   aye ham bic pentameter faux pas akin     scotched by the managerial vetter
analogous to cross breed Welsh Corgi with Irish setter
not traditional standard genre 
   for introductory letter
no reason why non-con
   form muddy modus operandi
   cannot serve as mode to communicate 
   pursuit viz computer technician
and paperback writer wannabe, 
     cuz I love each english language     as a bill collector pesters a debtor
which honest to goodness confession 
   hopefully offers unique outlook in contrast
to other respondents at least a bit better.
----------------------------------------------- add dee yo' - hens matthew scott harris alias [email protected] roosts at - 2 highland manor drive apartment *** schwenksville, pennsylvania 19473    
  • Author: rew4er2nail (Offline Offline)
  • Published: November 20th, 2017 14:17
  • Category: Humor
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  • Allysnewworld

    I appreciate the different approach you have taken... not sure I understand it yet but its interesting!



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