I really hate my clumsiness; it's sorry but it's true.
You wouldn't believe it possible; until it rubs on you!
First day of school, just like a fool
I tumbled down the stairs.
I tripped on just a backpack,
but blood was everywhere!
I once worked in a bakery,
gosh it was a scare!
Got rushed right to the hospital,
forgot OVEN MITTS were there!
My first kiss,
it was a miss, just when I thought It'd fly.
My date went to the bathroom,
And I kissed the WRONG GUY!!!
Pennies, clovers, and horseshoes;
nothing changed my luck.
I went to the park one day...
And flattened out a duck!
I really hate my clumsiness,
would you help me please?
From all my bloody accidents,
to when I spill the cheese?
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Author:
Shadowbox15 (
Offline) - Published: November 23rd, 2017 11:28
- Comment from author about the poem: I'm not actually clumsy. But these were some funny stories I figured someone clumsy might encounter. Please enjoy!
- Category: Humor
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Thanks SHADOW ~ It happens to us all ~ part of being HUMAN ~ Thanks for sending ~ Loved the humour ! Whatever problems we have ~ MPS Is a good site ~ GRIN AND SHARE IT ~ Yours as ever BRIAN (UK)
Thanks Brian! I just thought that it’d share. My dad thinks that I should make it into a children’s book, but I kinda want to see how it’ll go. Thanks again for your positive remarks!
I like your style of writing. It's very rythmicacal in structure. I luke to read your poems. Thanks for sharing.
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