Plastic Cup (Challenge Poem)

Jabberwocky

Next time I think of fucking you
I know just what I ought to do
I hate you! so there's the rub
I'd rather fuck a plastic tub
And have a random child with she
Who needs nameless fecundity
Whether she is base or fair
I'd rather trust to her the care
Of heart and child and honour too
Than e'er again trust those to you.

  • Author: Jabberwocky (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 2nd, 2017 04:49
  • Comment from author about the poem: Being slightly in my cups, and suggesting to the barman that I could write a poem about anything he challenged me to write a poem about fucking a plastic cup!\r\n\r\n
  • Category: Unclassified
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Comments2

  • Tony36

    Great write

    • Jabberwocky

      Thanks Tony. Nice to "see" you 🙂

      • Tony36

        Welcome

      • Goldfinch60

        You won the challenge, good write.

        • Jabberwocky

          Thanks Goldfinch. I like an opportunity to show off a bit when I'm a little drunk 🙂
          A minor vice.



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