A great new way to love

I have pizza in the oven,

a rubber ducky in the tub.

She says her parents aren't home,

and the keys under the rug.

I drop everything im doing,

a little nervous so what.

I drink a TON of water,

and fix my new crew cut.

The keys where its supposed to be,

were in her room, the door is shut.

I cant help myself from thinking,

there's so much water in my gut.

She asked "are you okay",

I said darling tell you what.

I will show you something special,

a great new way to love.

Now bend that ass right over,

let me pee inside your butt.