Tylers' Christmas Poem


Christmas trees are a pain in the bum,

The pine needles stick in my thumb,

When Grandma tried to put the lights up,

They dropped on her toe and she said "Oh ****!"


The lights got tangled and my Grandma got mad,

She nearly got strangled and that would be bad.

My Grandma's dog Ruby had a wee on the tree,

My Grandma said to Ruby "Go out for a pee!"


So don't buy a real Christmas tree,

Just buy a fake,

And don't let your dog wee on it,

For goodness sake!


  • Author: Tyler14 (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 11th, 2017 12:51
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 38
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  • orchidee

    Apart from all that, everything will be fine!

  • winternightsky123

    This really made me laugh, I love it!

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