Christmas trees are a pain in the bum,
The pine needles stick in my thumb,
When Grandma tried to put the lights up,
They dropped on her toe and she said "Oh ****!"
The lights got tangled and my Grandma got mad,
She nearly got strangled and that would be bad.
My Grandma's dog Ruby had a wee on the tree,
My Grandma said to Ruby "Go out for a pee!"
So don't buy a real Christmas tree,
Just buy a fake,
And don't let your dog wee on it,
For goodness sake!
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Author:
Tyler14 (
Offline) - Published: December 11th, 2017 12:51
- Category: Humor
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Comments2
Apart from all that, everything will be fine!
This really made me laugh, I love it!
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