My Uncle Was A Neanderthal

w c

My Uncle Was A Neanderthal

 

My uncle was a neanderthal

And he smoked a little pipe

His wife was very tall

And if pushed would take a life

 

My cousin was half cro-magnon

And he grunted when he talked

He sometimes used a boomerang

And stooped over when he walked

 

My granddaddy carried a club

And used it now and then

He pulled my grandmother by her hair

And she was bald by 10

 

My mother was very hairy

And painted on cave walls

She fed us many things

And had no man at all

 

My brother was a gatherer

And helped around the cave

He did some cooking there

With the mammoth that we craved

 

My daughter was a super model

And wore a leopard skin

Her boyfriends she often throttled

With her daddy’s man-sized hands

  • Author: w c (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 12th, 2017 01:03
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 22
  • User favorite of this poem: Accidental Poet.
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Comments2

  • orchidee

    Good write wc. I'm millions of years old, so I say, so I was around then, yep! heehee.

    • Accidental Poet

      So...you two are related? Sorry WC, I feel your pain. ; )

      • w c

        Thanks orchidee! i'm glad you could relate.

      • lasergraph

        We are indeed a sum of our past. Great write

        • w c

          Thanks lasergraph. It's always good to hear from you.



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