If Only.

Wallace

If pigs could fly.

If an owl and pussycat could sail the sea on a pea green boat.

If a cat could play a tune on a fiddle.

If a wolf could dress up in sheeps clothing.

If cows could jump over the moon.

If only.

 

What came first.

The fried chicken.

Or.

The fried egg.

 

And lastly.

Turkeys, do you think they believe in god and Christmas.

If they do, they must be praying day and night to live another year.

Yum Yum.

 

  • Author: Wallace (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 13th, 2017 03:23
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Comments1

  • Goldfinch60

    Good fun write. If only.. the most profound question we can ask.

    • Wallace

      Thank you..



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