Accidental Poet

Bingle Jells



Bingle Jells

 

Slip sliding through the snow

All the toys delivered, “touché“

He cares not if they saw him go

Hysterical laughing all the way

Bells on reindeers jingle

Sounds of Christmas glee

The head of ‘ole Saint Nick will tingle

Back to the North Pole to pee

 

Chorus:

Bingle Jells, Bingle Jells

Santa wants to stay

Someone spiked the eggnog again

Hope Rudolph knows the way

OH Bingle Jells, Bingle Jells

Trailing presents all the way

Soon there’ll be Santa’s wish

A porcelain God to pray

 

Now to the freeway in the sky

Not a minute to spare

Man, that sleigh can really fly

With a blur, it goes through the air

Speeds in excess of Mach 10

No pit stop in sight

A vapor trail where he‘s been

Around the world in one night

 

Chorus:

Bingle Jells, Bingle Jells

Santa wants to stay

Someone spiked the eggnog again

Hope Rudolph knows the way

OH, Bingle Jells, Bingle Jells

Trailing presents all the way

Soon there’ll be Santa’s wish

A porcelain God to pray

 

Now when Santa gets home

Straight to the bathroom he will go

Get out of the way elf Jerome

Hear Santa sigh with a ho ho ho

He comes out shaking his head

Should again he see that eggnog

Next year he’ll have a new plan instead

A present for the dog

 

Chorus:

Bingle Jells, Bingle Jells

Santa wants to stay

Someone spiked the eggnog again

Hope Rudolph knows the way

OH, Bingle Jells, Bingle Jells

Trailing presents all the way

Soon there’ll be Santa’s wish

A porcelain God to pray

 

Copyright © Accidental Poet 2003

  • Author: Accidental Poet (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 19th, 2017 03:34
  • Category: Humor
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Comments6

  • Goldfinch60

    Good fun write.

    • Accidental Poet

      Thanks Andy. Just a little variation with a little tongue in cheek fun. Glad you liked it.

    • orchidee

      Oohh what's Santa up to?! heehee.

      • Accidental Poet

        If I had to guess, I'd say Santa learned how to swoon. You wouldn't happen know anything about that, would you orchi?

        • orchidee

          Heehee - more bingling?! It must stop, as my swoons must stop! lol.

        • Shadowbox15

          I'm not sure even I'M dark enough to turn jolly st. nick into that kooky fellow.

          • Accidental Poet

            Somebody spiked the eggnog on Santa, so not his fault.

            • Shadowbox15

              Fair enough.

            • Michael Edwards

              Great bit of fun and now I'll be singing that tune all night ...!

              • Accidental Poet

                It does have a bit of a ring to it, eh? Thanks for reading Michael.

              • Christina8

                So well written and absolutely hilarious! Great job!! And a great video to boot!!

                • Accidental Poet

                  Thanks Christina, glad you enjoyed it.

                • FredPeyer

                  Love this new version of Bingle Jells and the little girl signing is cute too!
                  Happy Holidays!

                  • Accidental Poet

                    Glad Bingle Jells gets your nod of approval Fred. And thanks for reading.



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