Bingle Jells
Slip sliding through the snow
All the toys delivered, “touché“
He cares not if they saw him go
Hysterical laughing all the way
Bells on reindeers jingle
Sounds of Christmas glee
The head of ‘ole Saint Nick will tingle
Back to the North Pole to pee
Chorus:
Bingle Jells, Bingle Jells
Santa wants to stay
Someone spiked the eggnog again
Hope Rudolph knows the way
OH Bingle Jells, Bingle Jells
Trailing presents all the way
Soon there’ll be Santa’s wish
A porcelain God to pray
Now to the freeway in the sky
Not a minute to spare
Man, that sleigh can really fly
With a blur, it goes through the air
Speeds in excess of Mach 10
No pit stop in sight
A vapor trail where he‘s been
Around the world in one night
Chorus:
Bingle Jells, Bingle Jells
Santa wants to stay
Someone spiked the eggnog again
Hope Rudolph knows the way
OH, Bingle Jells, Bingle Jells
Trailing presents all the way
Soon there’ll be Santa’s wish
A porcelain God to pray
Now when Santa gets home
Straight to the bathroom he will go
Get out of the way elf Jerome
Hear Santa sigh with a ho ho ho
He comes out shaking his head
Should again he see that eggnog
Next year he’ll have a new plan instead
A present for the dog
Chorus:
Bingle Jells, Bingle Jells
Santa wants to stay
Someone spiked the eggnog again
Hope Rudolph knows the way
OH, Bingle Jells, Bingle Jells
Trailing presents all the way
Soon there’ll be Santa’s wish
A porcelain God to pray
Copyright © Accidental Poet 2003
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Author:
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Comments6
Good fun write.
Thanks Andy. Just a little variation with a little tongue in cheek fun. Glad you liked it.
Oohh what's Santa up to?! heehee.
If I had to guess, I'd say Santa learned how to swoon. You wouldn't happen know anything about that, would you orchi?
Heehee - more bingling?! It must stop, as my swoons must stop! lol.
I'm not sure even I'M dark enough to turn jolly st. nick into that kooky fellow.
Somebody spiked the eggnog on Santa, so not his fault.
Fair enough.
Great bit of fun and now I'll be singing that tune all night ...!
It does have a bit of a ring to it, eh? Thanks for reading Michael.
So well written and absolutely hilarious! Great job!! And a great video to boot!!
Thanks Christina, glad you enjoyed it.
Love this new version of Bingle Jells and the little girl signing is cute too!
Happy Holidays!
Glad Bingle Jells gets your nod of approval Fred. And thanks for reading.
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