…..BREAKING..... HEADLINE..... NEWS..... this Xmas eve 2017

After a top secret clandestine conclave,

one or more sans eight Reindeer forsake

played cow word, and spelt, spilt, spoilt,

et cetera doe fill full heartbreak,

which Santa Claus immediately claimed

to be “FAKE” and accused (Jake)

i.e. Jacob Marley hook concocted game over,

viz every doe done (possibly really espy

from Charles Dickens renown “A Christmas Carol”

comprised of many under currents,

asper what might appear as placid lake

which proclamation, he immediately

alluded, directed, reputed Putin to make

which Russian leader fed rumor mill to rattle and quake

an entablature, fixture, signature jais nais sais quois linch pin,

which quintessential, prominent,

off limits agitation slake

thirst of said tyrannical uber Voldemort, who glowed

(like the nose of Rudolph), and cherished

folklore idolized love, would be in seventh heaven to take

credit, which resignation could pronounce grief

and keep children a wake

across the world wide web an a palling gloomy dark

shadow falls heavy across the entire glommed globe,

where even the hark

cunning angels experience a mark

kid lee downcast misery even affecting plants,

whereat trees slumped over in every park

and nary a solution to tempt motley crue to avoid such stark

action, but spat out a litany of grievances

unseemly behavior not anew

but ongoing (quite a shock to learn of caribou

in upper management) via prurient axe,

possibly commingling with questionable emu

but, no matter, these voiced

fur row shuss transgressions soon flew

and spread like wildfire,

whence this virtuous claque seemed to be a glue

me pack of sordid, revolting,

traversing engaging with elves hoo

fing Alabaster Evergreen, Pepper Minstix,

Shinny Upatree...holy Jew

Peter, thee names all these centuries sin hissed stir

opprobrious lurid tabloid fodder, nobody suspected, nor knew,

now nothing could be done except

to arrange an emergency session

with head honchos possibly,

they exchanged tidbits while utilizing the loo

fast forward after a slapdash

public relations forum opted to arraign

every suspect, even that oft spotted whooping Crane

and, how in tarnation can (or should) an adult explain

to their son or daughter, that salacious behavior

cannot disappear via Trump peon strategy to gain

say contrary facts, now this poet breakfast for repast in the main

thenceforth, the December holiday will be sober and plain

but taking peremptory measures

to block fireplace flue so no errant rein

deer gets brazen and seeks rapprochement

against immoral attain in vain.